On my bus ride today

On my bus ride from Butwal to Kathmandu...

a pig crossed the highway,
later a family of ducks,
then we passed a tribe of monkeys,
but before that we passed an elephant,
then I watched a lady carrying a very large bag of stuff using the side of her face,
then we passed a man beating a lady on the head,
and we forgot our bus conductor at a bus stop,
but he hitched a ride with a pick up truck and caught up to us and jumped back on,
then I almost got left behind after our lunch stop because I eat so slow,
and early on we passed a dead dog,
then at the tail end of our trip we passed another dead dog,
and we crossed the london bridge (said the nepali sign),
and I ate a cucumber from a street vendor,
and just before we entered Kathmandu we were passed up by a motorcycle gang with go-pro cameras on their helmets.

Definitely different from my bus rides in the United States.